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Our Time TogetherTo my cute buddy Ava  Oh how short but sweet  I impatiently waited  For the day we would meet   
On that fateful day  I walked over to where you stand  You looked up, smiled, and looked back down  I smiled back and held out my hand   
As we walked to church, I told you my name  And you looked at me like I was speaking French  I felt discouraged as we passed through the door  As we sat down on the cushioned bench   
As time went on  We got to know each other better  I found we have similar tastes  As the seasons got wetter   
Halloween and Easte Our Time Together
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Peach and the Giant James PartAs you already know, Peach is facing a dilemma that is quite bigger than her gallbladder right now. Here's a recap in case you forgot. Which you wouldn't have. Or would you......? Cuz I did. Seriously, I forgot what I wrote last time and had to read the whole thing over again. *awkward silence* Here's the recap.   
*he picks up his foot, and tries to step down, but peach just so happens to be there*  *peach screams as james lowers down his ginormous foot*  *a strange thingy pushes peach out of the way a split half hour before james put his foot down*  *peach dusts off her clothes* who.....who are you?  *(i don't Peach and the Giant James Part
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Peach and the Giant JamesThis spoof is called Peach and the Giant James. Yes, I did that correctly. Just read it and WEEK FROM LAUGHING UR ASS OFF!!!!   
*peach goes out to the store and buys one of those pathetic little egg toy thingies that you put in the water, and it grows, blah blah blah. well, peach is bored. so she buys this thingy and puts it in a water cup and puts it outside. little does she know....*  *peach* gee, this thing has gotten huge!  *james* that's right. my name is james.  *peach seems wary* hi james? why the crap are you here?  *james* well, actually my name is bailey, but don't tell anyone that. anyway, i came to c Peach and the Giant James
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mini spoof thingyI am going to just write this little spoofie thingy to make you all laugh for 3.5 seconds before you realize how retarded it is and comment on it's retardness.   
*college dean* hello miss....?  *apple* apple. my name is apple.  *college dean* strange name. is your mother's name banana?  *apple* nope. it's peach.  *college dean writes a note on his notepad* now. onto business. please give one reason why you should attend our college.  *apple* I PAINTEDS AN ELEPHANT YO!!!  *college dean* lovely. please give an ACTUAL reason now.  *apple* i made a statue out of banana peelings and a child's hair. &nb mini spoof thingy
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Happy together!

Mon Dec 7, 2009, 1:22 PM
  • Mood: Jolly
  • Listening to: someone saying, "SHUT THE CRAP UP ALREADY!&qu
  • Reading: Breaking Dawn
  • Playing: with You-Know-Who (and you know who ;))
Well, after the response to my past journal, nobody cares that I've made over 400 people laugh. Too bad. I don't care. *sniff sniff*

On other notes, I am happy to say that Jillian and I are all better now, and I have a new perspective on what's going on with the whole high school thing and decided that I'm okay with making new friends now, as long as everyone else is. Since I heard from Jill, Katie W and Steph about this, I am assuming that it's allright that we all have different groups of friends. So I'm going to let you know that I won't be doing anything else so drastic about this for a long while. It's okay Steph, it's all over.

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OMG my name is Apple (not really, it's my nickname) and I love lots of things, such as my friends, shopping, softball, and did I mention shopping? Lol I'm not overly obsessed, but I do like occasionally wasting my money on possessions such as shirts and a wide variety of accessories. My friends are pretty much attacking each other now over a certain male specimen, and I'm sitting here naively wondering what I'm going to have for breakfast tomorrow morning. Gotta love me!

Oh, and I do NOT want skin like Cindy Crawford! The ad is a LIE!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: mars
  • Interests: softball, rifle shooting, writing, shopping.
  • Favourite movie: lol too many to say
  • Favourite artist: michaelangelo (jk) idk really
  • Favourite poet or writer: it would have to be the author/s of the house of night series
  • Favourite photographer: nyaa?
  • Skin of choice: mine?
  • Personal Quote: I'd rather look up onto people than look down on them.
  • Tools of the Trade: my keyboard to write EVIL SPOOFS OF DOOM! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

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~ORCA732 Jul 23, 2009, 10:18:23 PM
LEXI!
BREAKING NEWS!!!
DID you know that Koki (Kariya's first name) means SPARKLE

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In D&D-ALLIE! RUN! I CANT! I HAVE TO ROLL THE DIE
~but theres no use crying over every mistake,u just keep on trying til u run out of cake..
~"only by letting others in can we find new ways to be rselves" ~GUESS WHO
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~Jokergrl4467 Aug 3, 2009, 3:23:42 PM
no, dave's the parent. reese is the child.

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~MR. H IS MY LIFE!!!
~The courage is on my wrist little monkey.
~"Yeah, I know, I'm a nerd. But at least I'm not a geek. Nerds like to study a lot, like me, admittedly. But geeks are socially awkward, and I am NOT socially awkward." - Luke the Priest
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~ORCA732 Aug 3, 2009, 3:45:39 PM
i know i meant the kid Xd

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In D&D-ALLIE! RUN! I CANT! I HAVE TO ROLL THE DIE
~but theres no use crying over every mistake,u just keep on trying til u run out of cake..
~"only by letting others in can we find new ways to be rselves" ~GUESS WHO
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:iconsasukekuuun:
~sasukekuuun Jun 30, 2009, 2:22:01 PM
I HAV TAGGGEEEEDDDD YUUUUUU :]
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Lets flip a coin
Heads; you're mine Tails; I'm yours

Y O U R S M I L E
puts city lights to shame

Lets commit the perfect crime Ill steal your heart & Youll steal mine

Real love stories don't have happy endings because real love stories never end.
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~Jokergrl4467 Jul 1, 2009, 2:43:07 PM
GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

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~MR. H IS MY LIFE!!!
~The courage is on my wrist little monkey.
~"Yeah, I know, I'm a nerd. But at least I'm not a geek. Nerds like to study a lot, like me, admittedly. But geeks are socially awkward, and I am NOT socially awkward." - Luke the Priest
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~sasukekuuun Jul 1, 2009, 6:39:33 PM
XP

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Lets flip a coin
Heads; you're mine Tails; I'm yours

Y O U R S M I L E
puts city lights to shame

Lets commit the perfect crime Ill steal your heart & Youll steal mine

Real love stories don't have happy endings because real love stories never end.
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~Jokergrl4467 Jul 2, 2009, 2:49:35 AM
oh sure, find happiness in terrifying moi. HOW RUDE.

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~MR. H IS MY LIFE!!!
~The courage is on my wrist little monkey.
~"Yeah, I know, I'm a nerd. But at least I'm not a geek. Nerds like to study a lot, like me, admittedly. But geeks are socially awkward, and I am NOT socially awkward." - Luke the Priest
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